Sunday, 17 December 2023

INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY

Last night, I was bored as hell, so I watched this turkey of a movie in "Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny" on Disney+
What a load of shite that was!
Harrison Ford appears to be a sidekick in his own movie with that shit actress Phoebe Waller-Bridge taking over the lead role in the film as Indy's God Daughter.
The only semi-decent part of the film was the beginning with Indy on a train filled with Nazi's as he battles his way to freedom, and then it goes downhill after that, with one constant car/horse/bike chase after another, that it got so repetitive and boring.
The actual story plot was stupid as the lead Nazi bad guy wants to travel back in time to change the outcome of WWII. Indy's goddaughter - Helena has a sidekick of her own named Teddy, a young lad who manages to hotwire an airplane and fly it without any training or flight experience, which was stupid!
Indy, Helena, and others manage to travel back in time with the movie's MacGuffin device and end up at the Siege of Syracuse in 212 BC., where Indy meets up with Archimedes. All of it was totally rubbish and out of context to what Indiana Jones is about.
The actors did an average job in their roles, and some of them were wasted like Antonio Banderas who had a very brief cameo in the film as a friend of Indy's.
Anyway, that was a waste of 2 and half hours of my time and I can understand why this film bombed at the box office, thank goodness the franchise has now finished (hopefully), they should have just ended it with the third movie "The Last Crusade."
I use to love Indiana Jones films but the last two movies were shit!
I shall rate this crap a score of 3/10.

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