1.) Superman commits violent murder in MAN OF STEEL.
2.) The Flash tries to rescue several terrible-looking CGI babies from an exploding hospital and puts one into a microwave.
3.) Superman and Batman stop fighting each other because Batman realizes both of their mothers' names are Martha, and Ben Affleck proceeds to deliver the line WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME in the most cringe-worthy way possible.
4.) Wonder Woman "rescues" two Arab children by snatching them off the ground in mid swing, then loses her grip on her magic lasso, causing her to land directly on top of them on pavement, which actually should have crushed and killed them.
5.) Pa Kent tells young Clark that he "maybe" should have just let a bus full of kids drown.
6.) Director David Ayer makes the Joker look like a meth head-out juggalo, complete with chrome grill and forehead tattoos in SUICIDE SQUAD.
7.) Gal Gadot delivers one of the worst line readings in the history of superhero movies. KAL-EL NO!!!
8.) Warner Bros. shamelessly plasters the screen with the hideous CGI-reanimated corpses of Christopher Reeve, Adam West, George Reeves and other old DC characters in THE FLASH.
9.) A baby pisses into a character's mouth no less than THREE times in AQUAMAN & THE LOST KINGDOM.
10.) The CGI Super-lips!
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