ORANGE IS FOR DANGER!

If you are wandering through the market in York and a little old man offers you an orange from a basket, smile kindly and take it, and when he has moved on drop it into a bin. If you eat it, you will soon realise it is the juiciest orange you have ever eaten. Your mouth will water. And then water some more. And keep watering. And in the end, you will drown there, on the street, in a pool of water that comes from within you as if you contain the sea.