And seriously, Oreos taste disgusting!
"With news of an Election Day asteroid 2018VP1 passing by Earth on November 2, the company is taking no chances with its best-selling treasures and has recently constructed a special concrete bunker in the permafrost of Svalbard, Norway to stash away a huge stockpile of iconic Oreos, alongside a copy of its secret recipe in case of an apocalyptic impact. As an added precaution, the Oreo packs are wrapped in mylar, which can withstand temperatures from -80 degrees to 300 degrees Fahrenheit and is impervious to chemical reactions, moisture and air, keeping the cookies fresh and protected for years to come.
Is it comforting to know these precious Oreos will be safe and secure for all Mankind inside the official Global Oreo Vault should the world crumble? And hey, in case you survive the Apocalypse — you know where to look for an end of the world snack."
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