Sunday, 31 December 2023

GREETINGS FROM THE OLD GODS!


 

HAPPY NEW YEAR FOLKS!


 

AFTER THE YEAR I'VE HAD!


 

STICKER OF THE APOCALYPSE!

 I remember this sticker as we had it on our computers in Blockbusters and also my personal computer at home!

We had to be prepared for the end of the world back then! lol


MUZZLE

 This afternoon, we watched this action drama on Prime Video.

The trailer was quite good for this movie but shame for the actual film itself as it was boring as hell and the story did not make any sense at all, with so many plot holes and unresolved story with a very rubbish ending that made no sense at all.
I shall rate this film a score of 4/10. Don't bother with this Doggy Do Do!


2024 BE GOOD!

 I need a good year with no health problems please.

I also need a year where I am liked, loved and valued by people!


POOR LAD!

 Luke Littler looks like a 42 year old husband with 3 kids and an ex-wife, with a gambling and an alcohol addiction, high cholesterol, diabetes, and a mortgage to pay off, but he is in fact a 16 year old lad who is also a Darts Champion!

Christ Almighty! loll


REST IN PEACE TO ALL THE CELEBRITIES WE LOST IN 2023!


 

HARE MAGICK

 Let’s go to where the magic waits for us,

Where our hopes, Our dreams Our wishes. Come true. 🪄✨


Saturday, 30 December 2023

BLOCKERS

 This afternoon, we watched this comedy on Prime that I rented for £3.49.

It's described as a "Sex Comedy" and yes, it does have some adult material but no nudity as such, except for a full frontal full body pose from Gary Cole! which was an eye opener! lol
The movie is about three parents who team up and decide to stop their daughters from losing their virginity on their prom night.
It's incredibly funny and daft, with John Cena as an out of touch dad who will do anything to stop his sweet daughter giving up her flower! The three daughters are all friends and they make a pact, but the film is very sweet as it's more about responsibility and friendships.
This is the second time that I've seen this now and I loved it.
I shall rate this movie a score of 8/10.


XMAS TREE


 

I HATE PANIC ATTACKS


 

THE LEGION OF EXQUISITE VILLAINY

 More Open Source Characters created by Corey Grant to be used by anybody in their stories.

"The Legion of Exquisite Villainy is a golden age 1940s supervillain group that pays homage to the Injustice Society of America and is the counter part to the League of American Champions."

Sebastian Simian


 Captain Cerebral

King Shadow

The Witch Doctor

The Raging Zombie

Count Kairos

The Bad Sportsman

The Lioness

Mr. Frostbite

What’s His Face

Hellbilly

The Crime Clown



JUNKYARD JANE

 Young girl who discovers she has a power to absorb any type of metal she comes into contact with converting her body into that type of metal.





Friday, 29 December 2023

FATMAN

 This afternoon, we watched this festive black comedy action film on Freevee.

"A rowdy, jaded, gritty, and unorthodox Santa Claus (Mel Gibson) is fighting to save his declining business, as he is struggling with production issues and government interferences, Meanwhile, Billy, a neglected and sadistic 12 year old, hires a hit man (Walter Goggins) to kill Santa after receiving a lump of coal in his stocking."
This is far better then I thought it was going to be as this was a different kind of a Christmas story, Mel Gibson does a wonderful job as a grumpy Santa Claus. and Walter Goggins was a delight as the lonely and sad Hitman.
I highly recommend this movie so much, that I shall rate this movie a score of 8/10.


SKOGKATT

 Norse legend tells of the skogkatt, a "mountain-dwelling fairy cat with an ability to climb sheer rock faces that other cats could not manage.” Thanks to their size, coats, and tree-climbing ability, the Norwegian Forest cat may be the real life descendants of the skogkatt described in tales

The skogkatt was beloved by Freya, who is described as traveling in a chariot pulled by them. In tale Thor loses a contest of strength when he tries to lift a skogkatt and fails: though this skogkatt was really Jormungand in disguise!


FOLLOW THE DEAD

Last night, On Prime Video, I watched this Irish Zombie Horror Comedy that was not even a Zombie type movie but a Dramedy that has the Undead as part of the background story and you don't actually see any of the walking dead until the last quarter of the movie.
It is incredibly low budget which is not a bad thing, the actors did a good job in their roles, even if I've never heard of them before. they were funny in all the best parts of the film, but don't expect any gore or blood as such as it's very mild horror and even kids can watch this and not get frightened by it.
The Undead have attacked Dublin, but a group of people in rural Ireland believe it to be fake news and it could just be a terrorist attack instead, but something else is happening in Southern Ireland and they must decide on what to do, either stay at home and live through what is going on outside as nobody else cares or actually get out of dodge and find shelter. This is a funny film and the drama and comedy is brilliant until the shit hits the fan and for me it was slightly disappointing in a horror sense of a film.
This is NO "Shaun of the Dead" or "The Walking Dead", but it is a decent Irish comedy and they do make some decent horror films.
I shall rate this movie a score of 5/10, not because it was a bad movie but I was expecting a lot more from this. But it is still good!

Thursday, 28 December 2023

SUMMER OF 84

This afternoon, we watched this dark teen horror movie on Prime Video that I rented for £3.49.
Directed by the trio behind the classic movie "Turbo Kid" which I absolutely loved.

"After suspecting that their police officer neighbour is a serial killer, a group of teenage friends spend their summer spying on him and gathering evidence, but as they get closer to discovering the truth, things get dangerous."

This movie has a lot of 80's tropes, for which I do not mind as I remember that era very well as I was born in the 70's.
I really loved this movie and the set-up was great, until the last half hour when it went really dark, normally I am very good at solving mysteries and seeing what will happen next in horror movies and then, WHAM! the ending was a shock and it left me speechless! Which was awesome!
I highly recommend this horror flick, and I shall rate this a score of 9/10.

MAD AS A HATTER

JASON'S FEELING FOR SNOW!

I miss experiencing and loving the snow at Christmas!

STAN THE MAN!

TIME SQUAD

Open Source Characters that can be used by anybody.
Created by Corey Grant.

Time Squad -
Dash Jordan: A renegade agent of the B.T.S. ( Bureau of Time and Space)
Techno 19: Dash’s cybernetic A.I. partner who has pledged his loyalty to Dash.
F.B.I. Agent Dave Maverick (plucked from 1984)
Grog the Caveman (plucked from 10,028 B.C.)
Sir Blackstone the Black Crusader (plucked from 1357)
The Masked Ranger: (plucked from 1842)
Stan the Martian Man (plucked from 6578)

Wednesday, 27 December 2023

AMAZING!

FREE ASSANGE

GREEDY KING

COLD MOON

Boxing Day's Full Cold Moon setting at Stonehenge.
I've always wanted to visit Stonehenge but I never had the chance.

FAVOPHASI

Favophasi (fah-vo-fah-see) created by Marz Workman as an Open Source (Open Content) character free for anyone to use with NO restrictions or copyright.

Favophasi is an omniversal, cosmic being, meaning he exists in every universe, reality, dimension, etc all at once, as individual beings and as a singular being, simultaneously. He has virtually unlimited power. His true form is that of the omniverse itself.
For millions of years, he has guided many species in their travels throughout their universes. To aid them in their travels, he created WORMHOLE BURGERS. Adding new locations daily across the omniverse for millions of years. WORMHOLE BURGERS is placed on planets, asteroids, space stations, or as free drifting stops along space routes. He is the short order cook for EVERY location. And he appears different to everyone, but when they talk to one another about him, each person understands his description as they see him.
Favophasi not only created WORMHOLE BURGERS as a place to eat, but as a social channel among travellers. He has made many friends, and created friends between the travellers. His customers call him "Favo". No matter which location you are at, you see YOUR "Favo".
The music is loud, and the customers are louder and the food and socializing are great!
Favo is bringing the omniverse together, one burger at a time.