DEAD DUKE

DEAD: The Duke who owns the Houses of Parliament and most of the posh parts of London has suddenly dropped dead from a mystery 'illness'. He owned 190 acres in Belgravia, a London area near to Buckingham Palace, and London's most expensive district. A Buckingham Palace spokeswoman said: "I can confirm that Her Majesty the Queen is aware of the news about the Duke of Westminster'. That's it. That's all we got - no real explanation for why this Duke is suddenly dead. The Duke owned far more than just most of the posh parts of London - he had a massive country estate in Bedfordshire, and rumours allege that he made friends with every senior police chief on the local motorway route from London to his estate so that he could drive his Aston Martin at full speed and never get busted for speeding. His wealth is so massive, it almost challenges the riches of the Royal Family - and perhaps that is the reason for his sudden death and no real explanation of why he is no more… Just ONE ACRE of central London is worth at least $2 BILLION in raw property income - the Duke of Westminster earned £30,000 per DAY for the RENT paid to him for using his Palace of Westminster as a Parliament. He was a senior commanding officer in the British Territorial Army, as is his cousin Prince Charles, and spent many weekends away in the woods with a bunch of trained army soldiers. Few people in the history of the world have ever amassed such a vast fortune. Although only ranked about 10th position on the Forbes most wealthy list, the Duke's massive wealth outstrips even perhaps the Rothschilds - who were one of his tenants, renting banking offices from him - apart from the Royal Family themselves, he is one of the few people on the planet to own literally hundreds of billions of pounds with of property - and could perhaps be the world's first trillionaire.