MAGICK

ALIENS LOVE AMERICANS

Truth be told, that's also how most Americans see the Earth.
More so since Trump took over the country

ALIENS SAY NO!

Humans should not be allowed into outer space.

LABYRINTH

One of the best fantasy movies of the 80's

STAR FLEET

The Crew of the X-Bomber.

LOCKPICKING

A FIRST FOR ME.

I've just been on the website - PornHub, for the very first time.
Reason why?
I needed to watch some naked Women having sex with Men.
It brought back memories of when I use to go out with my then girlfriend, Susan.
We did have a lot of good sex back then, not the best but it was something.
Why was I not thinking about my dear wife Candy?
Maybe it's got something to do with the fact that we have not had sex since 16th March 2005.
We've not even fooled around together, no foreplay, I'm not even allowed to see her fully naked, Showing off her naked bits, etc.
Okay I do get to see her full frontal, but that's it.
And since losing my legs, 7 yeas ago, I cannot get a hard-on, nor can I actually wank anymore.
We did not even have sex on our wedding night!
This is a sore point for me in my life, being ill, losing my legs, and now not being able to have sex with my wife.
And it's not even my fault!
I have always given her compliments, and the sex was awesome between us, until she stopped.
She has given me stupid excuses, and they are fucking stupid.
I have finally found a woman that I thought I would want to spend the rest of my life with, but I don't know now.
She has really pissed me off big time and has hurt me so much.
The chance of me ever being a father has now long gone, because of her.
But I'm not surprised as she does not like children.
The closest to anything sexual with her, is touching her bum.
I've lost all sexual attraction for Candy now, she is still very beautiful, but she does nothing for me anymore.
We don't even sleep in the same bed anymore either.
That started years ago, back in Stokesley, as my legs swelled up.
And then here in Great Ayton, after breaking my back, Which Candy did by saving me as I had a seizure.
So for the last 4 years, I've been sleeping in my wheelchair.
She won't even tidy the bedroom/living room area to try and move the bed around, for me to actually try and sleep in the bed anymore.
She will always make an excuse not to do it, even saying it will bring up dust!
I've even started dreaming of other women, and what my life would be like in a relationship with any of them.
And each time, I am very happy until I have to wake up in this godforsaken reality full of pain. and regrets.
I really do hate this, and I dislike myself for the thoughts I have.
How come, I found a beautiful lady who I want to make love too, and yet it is denied from me.
Would I have stayed with her if I had my legs?
Who knows?

HAIL ODIN

WORDS ARE POWERFUL

PARANORMAL

EVIL DOCTOR

And this fucking evil cunt in less then two years later refused to issue me any compression bandages and dressings for my legs, which resulted in Candy having to dress and cover my legs in NAPPIES to stop the leaking, and I ended up in hospital close to death and having both of my legs being amputated.
We made a number of official complaints but they were all swept under the carpet.

THAT OJNE TIME...

PHYSIO PHONE CALL

Received a phone call this morning from Rachel, my former physio.
After making a complaint two weeks ago to her boss, about the lack of proper treatment, and expecting me to rely on Candy to do everything for me, which I'm pissed off about.
Anyway all she was fucking bothered about, is if I had a gripper for my pen to write with!
I'm the one who has done all the retraining for my arm and hand to work again, not the fucking physios, and not even Candy.
My writing is slowly getting better but it is still messy and scruffy.
She was on the phone for 3 mins, and suggested that I order some pen grips online, not even offering to supply any for me.
I am getting pissed off by this and a lot more stuff that is happening in my life right now.

TV = STORY IDEAS

OUR OVERLORDS

THE CAT THROUGH THE WORLDS

RAPIST TRUMP

MY SHOP

Apparently I own a Menswear shop in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

FARSCAPE BIRTHDAY WISHES

Back in May of 2003, At the Milton Keynes comic convention,
I met the actress Virginia Hey who portrayed the character of Zhaan from Farscape.
She is a very beautiful and funny lady who signed a photo for me and also wished me a very Happy Birthday.
She made my day.

FREEMASONS ARE EVERYWHERE!

DEVIL'S FLIGHT

In a famous Canadian folktale, some men who wish to see their faraway wives on Christmas make a deal with the devil for a flying canoe. They’re warned not to touch a church or cross or say God’s name during the voyage or their souls would be forfeit. Shenanigans ensue.

TRUMP'S STORMTROOPERS

Eric Prince got the not so secret contract to supply them.
The fear in using American forces was that Americans may have trouble attacking fellow Americans.
Princes private soldiers have no moral or ethical qualms.
They blindly follow orders as they’ve done around the world.
They are beyond dangerous.

STRONG SCI-FI WOMEN?

VULNERABLE

BLETCHLEY CINEMA

When I was very little, I use to go to the only cinema in Milton Keynes, which was Bletchley Cinema.
I watched The Bounty, GhostBusters, Star Wars, Gandhi, Firefox, Warlords of Atlantis, A Year Living Dangerously, The Mission, and E.T.
My dad dragged us all there to watch these movies.
Most of them I was bored to death, Mum and Dad use to buy me a LEGO toy to keep me entertained.

CANDY REALLY LOVES ME!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD

Today (22nd) would have been my late father's birthday.
He would have been 89 years old today. It's been 19 years since you passed away dad and I will never find out the real truth about you, like your real name or what you really did in the RAF/MOD/Thames Valley Police.
I wished you were a decent dad but you weren't, so wherever you ended up, I hope you are at peace now.

NASA LIES

So 51 years ago, NASA and the United States Government pulled the wool over the world's eyes with their "Moon Landing".
Just so America would not be beaten by Russia to the Moon.
They needed to be the Big-I-Am. So they faked the whole thing.

They didn't have the technology to do this, that's why the Russians quit!
They knew full well it was impossible, why else would the leader in space travel pull out!!

THE RANT OF MICHAEL J. SMITH

OLD GUY RANT: THE “THIS IS NOT A DRILL” EDITION-

Well sadly the time has come for this post. It may be longer than usual but it is probably the most important rant I’ve ever done.
The United States of America is under attack from both outside and within. This is no longer a question. This past week the news came out that Russia was paying the Afghanistan Taliban cash for each US solider they killed. Russia placed a bounty on our soldiers.
Of course the orange smudge didn’t do anything about it. Russia put him in office. He owes loyalty to them. Not to mention massive financial assistance Russia has given him.
So here we sit knowing this occurred and things only go down hill from there this week.
The POTUS is losing his grip on reality. He knows his entire house of cards fake facade is built upon lies and illegal activity and once he is no longer in office he is subject to criminal actions from states just waiting. They have the proof, now they need the POTUS.
With his panic over his poll numbers and writing that appears on the wall his administration has started pulling out all stops to steal another election.
And worse.

Listed below are a few things that have occurred.
Trumps appointee to the post office has purposely slowed the speed by which the mail gets shipped. A memo showed this was to cause mail in ballots to not be counted because they will be delivered too late.
The administration has taken the coronavirus daily counts away from the CDC and they are attempting to defund testing and tracking in the next economic package. They want to completely control the narrative on the pandemic for their own gains.
The POTUS threatened to sent forces in to cities to quell unrest. To “take over the cities” as he put it. In Portland, Oregon this has occurred. Several unidentifiable troops were snatching peaceful protestors off the streets and placing them in unmarked vans and driving away with them. They refused to identify themselves.
The administration is trying to force teachers and kids back in to school even though the CDC states this is the worst thing they can do. The administration is willing to sacrifice kids and teachers in order to get things running again and to allow parents to return to work. The cost in lives will be astronomical.
Stores around the country are suddenly experiencing a coin shortage and are going to cashless payment options only. With no cash the government controls your money and access to anything you need to buy. You are at their mercy.
Our borders are closed. You cannot leave. You cannot travel for business or pleasure. You are stuck here.
The free press has been bought out by large corporations. Small press reporters are being targeted at BLM rallies and arrested. It is a full blown attack on the press.
Internment camps are set up and are full of immigrant children and adults. Others camps exist that are ready to be used.
Pardons have been given by the POTUS for his cronies that helped commit treason with Russia to place the POTUS in office.
Peaceful protestors in rallies are being gassed and shot with ballistic weapons in the head.
Actual Nazi propaganda and symbols are being used by the administration.
A massive hack occurred on twitter against specific high level individuals. All except for Trump himself. This smells too much like a test run. A possible internet shutdown tactic to kill the possibility of communication.
Trumps niece released her book exposing his secrets to the world. His mental status has fallen fast since then.
He is becoming highly unstable and with four months left until the elections it is very easy to imagine that his administration will make moves to steal another election by any means necessary. This included brut force and lies, theft and incarceration.
When you cannot travel outside your country, or buy food without the say of your country you are at its leaders mercy. When you can be snatched off the streets by unidentifiable thugs and thrown in to a van against your will you have no freedom. When you cannot vote for new leaders because the system is rigged against fairness you have no voice and when the free press isn’t free anymore you have no information you can trust.
This is the perfect recipe for a dictatorship. For a massive grab for ultimate power. And this country is primed for it to happen in the face of the pandemic which has crippled all normalcy.
It has been asked previously what would we do if Trump refused to leave the White House when he loses the vote. We could well have to find out soon. It is possible and even likely that he and his administration will say the election was fraudulent and they will not abide by the illegality of it.
These are times that I never thought I would have to face here in the United States of America.
When I was a young man in the Army stuck in three countries in Central America I saw things that I still have nightmares over. We spent months down there bringing “Democracy “ to them all in the name of lies from the POTUS. What happens there so long ago hides in the shadows of what is happening here now.
Fake news, alternate realities, hoaxes. Those are all speaking points of this administration. They want to control perceived truth. The problem is that most people already know it.
That is that we have an unstable pedophile and sexual predator who cheats on his wives and lies about everything in charge of what was supposed to be the greatest country on earth. A man who is ill equipped to even run a fruit stand and yet he is in charge. The most corrupt POTUS in history believes himself glorious and above question. Caesar need to meet the senate on the steps because we are in very serious trouble.
You can say this is conspiracy theory if you wish. The evidence is out there if you go look. Or you can remain Clueless and follow the cult of Trump. That is your choice.
With the unrest happening here and the pandemic causing shortages of all goods there may come a day soon (within a year or so) when you will not be able to get many basics including medicines you need. Please keep that in mind and be prepared the best you can. That is the worst case scenario. But it is within the realm of possibility and you needed to hear it.
If possible it would be best to set up a group agreement with yourself and several friends to act as a unit to help each other out. There is safety in numbers. Being alone would be bad.
If the shit does hit the fan here I hope the best for us all. Time will tell what happens and by the Godz do I hope Trump is dragged from the White House in handcuffs.
But it is critical that you think ahead to all the worst cases and you try to plan the best you can. Perhaps you lose your apartment because you cannot afford it. But maybe several friends could pitch together and afford one warm and safe abode. A collective if you will. Scary times are possible ahead. And economic collapse is all but guaranteed.
I keep remembering my youth spent in foreign places and being so thankful back home was never like they were. Well that is not the case anymore.
Try to stay safe.

That is all, carry on.

THUNDERBOLT

P-47 Thunderbolt – H-D WLA-Trike

EVIL SISTER

The evil bitch named Melanie, my sister the whore was like this. I was there when my dad was put into a home after his multiple heart attacks and strokes. I was there with him the day before he died in hospital. Not once did she come home to MK to help us out with him. I moved back home to take care of my mum when she started to lose her memory, I was there when she died in my arms on the hallway landing. She only turned up the next day after she died, not once did she help me. But come the day of her funeral, Melanie had the crocodile tears and was comforted by other family members and I was ignored. I had to hide a number of items from her at both funerals, including the ancient family bible that belonged to my mother's family. Melanie was a thieving parasite.

GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER?

Dead People First -

1. Stan Lee.
2. Adam West.
3. Robin Williams.
4. Elisabeth Sladen.
5. Roger Moore.


Alive People -

1. Kevin Smith.
2. Michael Gross.
3 Jackie Chan.
4. Michael York.
5. Emma Stone.

NUTJOB: PENNY BRADLEY

What a stupid fucking bitch! This American who up until 5 mins ago was a "friend" and I've now unfriended and blocked, was claiming that there is no global pandemic and the death rates are so very low, because the media news told her! Jesus Christ on a stick, I tried to explain to the bitch that the deaths are still growing strong across the world and getting worse, only for one of her friends to turn round to me and tell me that they don't care about the world, only America! This is the problem with the majority of Americans and Brits who are goddamn stupid. I was even checking this whackjob out on previous posts, and it turns out that she claims to be a former space fighter jet pilot on Mars! And she works with Aliens and Germans on the Red Planet and was programmed by the CIA to fight for them!!! I mean c'mon, I'm all for believing in Aliens and conspiracy theories like any other intelligent critical thinker and truth seeker but this is off the whack scale. But not bad for a 60+ yr old woman to come up with this shit. Anyway another one bites the dust and there is no loss.

SECRET POLICE STRIKES BACK

So now we have military style, Gestapo like Secret Police in Portland abducting protesters and taking them to someplace unknown.
Black Sites, perhaps?
Boston was a tester for this to happen, when they placed that city under martial law a few years ago.
I have always said that this will happen, our freedoms being taken away, and the only way to stop this is to fight back.
This Incredibly unnerving situation is the new face of America.
The UK will be next folks.

DEAR DIARY 2020 EDITION

Dear Diary 2020 Edition,
In ❄️ January, 🔥 Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran 🇮🇷 . We might actually still be almost at war with them 🤔. I don’t know, because 👩 Jen Aniston and 👨🏻 Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards 🏆 show and everyone flipped the crap out 😲, but then there was this thing happening in 🦇 🇨🇳 China, then 👑 Prince Harry and Megan ✌🏼 peaced out of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial 👩‍⚖️ , and then corona virus 🦠 showed up in the US ✔️“officially,” but then 🏀 Kobe died 😭and UK 🇬🇧 peaced out of the European Union.

In February, 🌽 Iowa crapped 💩 itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the 👩🏼‍💼Speaker of the House took ten. Whole. years. to rip up a speech , but then The👨‍🔬 🌎WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused 🤔some really important people 👔 in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty👨🏻‍⚖️, and 🇺🇸 Americans started asking if Corona beer 🍺 was safe to drink🤦🏻‍♀️, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor 👨‍⚕️ who just knew the 🤒flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18.

In March, stuff hit the fan👿. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or bust 💥, but then Italy 🇮🇹 shut its whole country down 🚷, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a 😱pandemic and then a nationwide state of emergency 🆘was declared in US 🇺🇸 , but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu 💁🏻‍♀️, but then COVID Not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously? 💡 I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks👨🏻, get y’all to close all of the schools so y’all can 🙏🏼 appreciate teachers 👩‍🏫 for once (because you can’t teach them anything other than how to use a touch screen🤦🏻‍♀️ ) close down all of salons so you can’t get your 💇‍♂️ hair or your nails done💅 , everyone had to work from home and attend Zoom meetings in their underwear. The 📉 DOW took a crap 💩 on itself, and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing 🤔 (I still don’t), We were then all introduced to 🐅 Tiger King and the ONE thing we can all agree on this year , 👍🏼Carol totally killed her husband⚰️ ..... whacked him! And then Netflix was like you’re welcome, and we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross and were all searching for lotion now.

In 🌧 April, Bernie finally busted✌🏼 himself out of the presidential race 🏃 , but then NYC 🗽became the set of The Walking Dead 💀 and we learned that no one has face masks 😷, ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE FREAKING SWIFFER WET JET LIQUID , and by now our 🦁outgrowth is showing, so there’s a shortage on 📦 box hair dye and all of our hair dressers are like , 😱 NO DONT DO IT!!! But, then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life … or did he? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released 🎥 videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April….

In 💐 May, the biblical end times kicked off , historical locust swarms, we learned of murder hornets 🐝 and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games🙈 however people forgot to let us know. people legit started to protest lockdown measures with 🔫 AR-15s, 🏀⚾️sports events were cancelled everywhere. But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were 🗣protests in every city🌃 ,which was confusing to some of us because people were definitely gathering in 👫crowds of more than 🖐🏼🤚🏼10 and for sure closer than 6 foot away ⬅️➡️from each other . Those people must have forgotten about the 😖pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Media 📺 🗞 struggled with how to 🤬focus on two important things at once, people in general struggle to focus on more than one important thing. A dead whale 🐋 was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest 🌳 after monkeys 🐒 stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab 🔬 and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid ☄️ narrowly missed the Earth🌍.

In ☀️ June, science and common sense just got thrown 🤾🏼 straight out the window and somehow 😷 wearing masks became a 🏛political thing, but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, but then decided that not wearing a mask was somehow a ✝️God given right (still haven't found that part in the bible or even in the constitution). then 👨‍🔬scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like 🙅🏽‍♂️🙅🏻‍♀️🚧DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With The Wind 💨 was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange 🛰radio signal coming from somewhere in the universe 🌌 that repeats itself every so many days 🗓 , and everyone was like 👽 DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT‼️🚫 but then America reopened 🙌🏼from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly .... not that great 👎🏼. All of the Karen’s came out at once, and people started tearing down 🔨 statues. Everyone is on Facebook arguing 🤼‍♀️ that masks kill because no one knows how breathing works 👃🏼, but then Florida 🏖 was like hold my beer 🍺 and let me show you how we’re number one 🥇 in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Coronavirus. Trump 👱🏻‍♂️decides now is a good time to ask the Supreme Court 🏛 to shut down ❌Obama Care because what better time to do so than in the middle of a pandemic 💁🏻‍♀️ , but then we learned there was a massive dust cloud ☁️ coming straight at us 📍from the Sahara Desert 🐫 , which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the 👻 ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud. We then 📚 learned of meth-gators 🐊 , and I'm like that is so not on my flipping 2020 Bingo card 😡 can we use it as the free space?? 🤷🏻 Then we learned that the Congo's worst ever Ebola 🚨 outbreak is over 😓, and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worse ever? 👀 ....... and don’t forget we just discovered FLYING SNAKES! 🐍, seriously! FLYING SNAKES!!!!

So here comes July…. at this point we are over it , just tell us what’s next .... 👽 Aliens? 🔱Zeus? ☄️ Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware? Can it just be something cool 😎 or fun for once? Maybe even a good laugh , like hahaha 😂 April Fools! We all actually wouldn’t mind that joke at this point.

Also, why didn't I know about the whale in the Amazon? Or a few other things because I just can’t keep up anymore! But I’m sharing it because as long as we make it through 2020, I really want this to pop back up in the memories a few years from now.

WEEK SEVEN: PROUD MOMENTS

I'm very proud at the moment.
I managed to text Candy as a tester and everything was okay.
The last time I texted was back in May.

BRISCO COUNTY JR.

The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. starring Bruce Campbell was an awesome western.

SECOND LOCKDOWN

Candy and I have continued to stay in lockdown. She only goes out to the shops once a week, wearing a facemask and visor, she scrubs herself clean when she get's home and cleans the groceries in the hallway before bringing them into the kitchen. She is being safe for herself and for me, as we have to. Nobody apart from my Candy wears a mask or hand sanitize themselves in this village, as they all have the "Masks Are Stupid, and We Won't Catch it Mentality." This second wave of Covid-19 will be far devastating then the first. I worry about the two of us, and for all my friends. Stay safe and wear a goddamn mask

BOMBS AHOY

I just recalled that in the early 80's we had installed Bomb Sirens in various schools and estates, to warn us if WW3 started.
Kids today do not understand the terrors that we went through as children.
The dual threats of an Atomic Bomb going off, and the IRA attacking us.
I remember that our shopping centre often had bomb scares phoned in from the IRA, and the place often was evacuated.
When I was Asst. Manager of Forbidden Planet, we had to search our store as a threat was phoned in and all shopping units had to search their own stores.
We never had or needed a "Safe Space", we just got on with life and coped with a dark sense of humour.

WEEK SEVEN: MUNCH THE CRISP

i managed to open up and eat a packet of crisps.
It's not enough and it might seem daft, but this means a lot to me.
I am very slowly, getting better fine motor control on my right hand.
I do still exercise and it is hard, but I'm doing good.

STORY PROMPT

THE TIME WHEN WE ALL CRIED

7 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

It is hard not to dwell on past events as I have a constant reminder of what happened to me seven years ago today. I was awake the whole time when I had my right leg amputated, I still felt the pain as I had my operation but I was very dozy. I do remember afterwards when I was in the recovery room I saw a male nurse come in to talk to another nurse and he was carrying a large clear bag with a bloodied leg, my leg inside it. He must have realised who I was as I started to stare at him mumbling loudly (my mouth was dry). He was quickly shooed away and I was calmed down by a nice nurse. I can't help but be sad and depressed most of the time, Candy does her best to cheer me up but it is a big part of me that is missing and I am still getting intense blinding pain from the phantom limbs. in a few weeks time it will be the "anniversary" of having my left leg amputated and all I want to do is close my eyes and hope this is only a nightmare.
I'm sorry to bum you guys out. xoxo

CAPTAIN AMERICA AND BUCKY THE BOY WONDER

"Gee Whiz, Captain America, Let's go punch a Nazi"
POW!!!
"Holy Nazi Black Eyes!"