Friday, 15 July 2022

THE 3 MUSKETEERS

Just watched this very low budget and badly made Asylum movie from 2011 on Pluto.

"The legendary black ops unit, The 3 Musketeers (master strategist Oliver Athos, enigmatic martial arts expert Renee Aramis and wisecracking hacker Isaac Porthos) team up with Secret Service rookie Alexandra D'Artagnan to save the President King and America from the evil mastermind Treville codenamed The Cardinal."

It is so bad that it is actually very funny, the budget was $300K.
Bad acting, no special effects (apart from dummies in the distance, and computer effects from Windows 5, and the pacing jumps from one scene to another with no reason.
I have to rate this mess on a score of 1/10.
The 1 is for the neat idea of transferring the legends to modern times. But why does it always have to be America?

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