HOW I'VE NEARLY DIED IN THIS LIFETIME ALONE

Well since 2009 I have nearly died from the following -

Septicemia,
Seizures,
Heart Attacks,
Strokes,
Lymphedema of my legs, arms, and chest,
Losing both of my legs above knee,
Diabetic Coma,
Norovirus (I felt at death's door with this one)

And I'm still here, half the man I use to be, and just about surviving.

Always Rushing In Where Angels Fear To Tread, And Sometimes Getting Away With It.