1/ In 1986, I went on a pilgrimage with my church (The Lady of Lourdes) to Walsingham, and I ended
up carrying the large holy cross and leading the procession from the village to the church.
We walked for over a mile in the hot summer's day and when we got to the church, The Bishop there
praised me for my work and said that I was blessed by god.
My parents even talked to him about me joining the priesthood. I was only 11 years old, I learnt
later they wanted me to leave home and be taken in to become a priest.
But I did not want to go down that route so I said no.
2/ I had a German Aunt Trudy (relation by marriage) who when she was young, was a member of Hitler's
Nazi youth. She had even met him as he passed through her town.
3/ From a very young age, I have dabbled in witchcraft and magik and I have a natural affinity for
it.
As it also turns out, I have been told I have a natural talent to become a very good spiritual
medium, I have even channelled a spirit or two before, and it is both exciting and scary at the same
time.
4/ When I was a young lad at middle school I took up country dancing including Morris dancing, and I
entered a few competitions with the dance group I was with, we did not win that many dances but it
was a laugh and I got out of a few lessons.
at the same time I also took up Recorder lessons which I was quite good.
5/ When I was a very young lad (4 yrs old) I was a huge fan of the Six Million Dollar Man TV show
and I always pretended to be him when I played on my own. but unfortunately I could not pronounce
the name so instead I used to go around and say that I was the DODO Man. I was even asked by a
police man what my name was and he laughed when I told him. (the dodo name came from the theme tune,
as it sounded in my headworld)
6/ I lost my virginity at the age of 25 to someone I really liked and thought that she really liked
me back. But I don’t have any regrets about her, the only regret I do have is how old I was when I
lost it as I really fancied a lot of ladies before then but never ever had the courage to ask anyone
out.
7/ I cannot swim, the first time I tried was when I was 5 or 6 years old and I almost drowned, since
then has been a big no no for me and despite what Candy says, I really don’t want to learn.
8/ up until the age of 18, I was never really allowed out of my house except to go to school, or
visit two friends down the street from me and even then that was under strict curfew.
When school friends came over I was never allowed to see them or if I did, I could only talk to them
from the doorway.
My parents were really weird and very strict with me, my sister however did what the fuck she liked
and she was the favourite child and the oldest.
9/ at the age of 12 my mum told me that she never wanted me and was going to abort me and leave my
dad, but she couldn’t and always blamed me for it.
And when I was 3 years old, we were in SoHo shopping and my sister tried to sell me to a Chinese
couple but luckily she was stopped.
My dad used to discipline me with a bamboo stick, rolled up newspaper, and his hand form the age of
7 to 15 years, not all the time but when he deemed me to be bad, he stopped when I punched him back
and he called me evil and I laughed at him in return.
I never really got on with my family, I did love my parents and I was there for them in the end, but
I was disappointed in the way they treated me when I was the better child.
10/ I’ve had some weird and surreal things happen to me over the years-
10A/ I have ventured into woods around midnight with a couple who I had only met hours previously to
go and hug trees and look for a special wood to make a wand.
10B/ I have babysat a drugged out lady for the afternoon for £20 and made sure she did not take any
more stuff.
10C/ I have broken into a ground floor flat with my axe so my neighbour can get in as he lost his
keys, and it was his suggestion for me to use my axe, I did have to explain myself to the police
when they turned up.
10D/ I have seen and encountered a lot of ghosts/entities over the years and my former home was
haunted.
So that is some stuff about me.
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