Wednesday, 29 September 2021

ANDY

Andy is ill, he suffers from COPD and he was told to make a will.
He is one of my closest friends and a good guy.
I hope he will be alright.

COGNITIVE DISSONCE

HOME ALONE!

Well Candy is in hospital now, she went in early this morning to get her left ankle fixed after breaking it two weeks ago by being drunk and tripping over a tree root.
We were both at the hospital yesterday, for her to get an x-ray and to find out what's happening with her op and when will it be, and as for me, I went to the TIA clinic as I had another minor stroke last week.
They checked my heart and everything seemed fine but I'm still worried.
We both hugged and held hands for a bit as she admitted we have not been apart from each other for a long time and she will really miss me.
It was nice to hear that as she knows how I feel about her, I just wish that she really feels the same way about me
We hugged each other again this morning and she said she loves me and that she will miss me.
I'm worried about being home alone as I have nobody to check up on me in case I have another attack, that somebody will discover my dead bodym a corpse covered in dust and surrounded by plushie love.
Anyway I messaged her earlier as I was emotional, stressed, tired, and not feeling too great.
This was my message to her and her reply back.
Fucking great that, innit! I don't deserve this, I've never stopped loving her, and I never will. When I commit to someone, that is for life, hence why we are/were soulmates.

9 YEARS AGO, A LEGEND PASSED BEYOND THE GREAT RIM

R.I.P. Michael O’Hare.
Best known for playing Commander Jeffrey Sinclair
On my favourite sci-fi show - Babylon 5.

Sunday, 26 September 2021

THE DOORWAY TO THE DREAMING

11 YEARS AGO TODAY!

THE MAGICK OF A BLACK CAT

ALIEN MARKINGS?

I woke up this morning with a triangle marking on my left arm.
Spots, needle marks, or probe markings from an Alien? Who knows!
Pretty cool I think. They don't hurt nor are they itchy.

ORCS: FIRST BLOOD

This first book in the Orcs series was amazing and it changed my views on the fantasy species of Orcs.
I've only read the first three books in the series so far, but I will finish them when I can see better.
Written by British author Stan Nicholls, he and his wife later became my friends not only on facebook but in real life too, we have even exchanged our addresses.
A very good fantasy series.

THE FIVE FIND-OUTERS AND DOG.

This was the first book in The Five Find-Outers and Dog Adventues book series.
I loved this series as I loved other children adventure series of books, because as a kid, I wished I had friends to go outside with and solve mysteries and go on adventures with.

THE LONEPINE ADVENTURES

This was the first book in The Lonepine Adventues book series.
I loved this series as I loved other children adventure series of books, because as a kid, I wished I had friends to go outside with and solve mysteries and go on adventures with.

HIDDEN TECHNOLOGY

RAVENS AND THE VIKINGS

I WOULD LET THEM IN AND TALK ABOUT MY HOMEWORLD

I IZ HIDING!

WICCA

BE PROUD TO BE A GEEK

WE ARE ALL SCARED.

OLDEST HOTEL IN THE WORLD

CAVERNS OF THE SNOW WITCH

This was my very first Fighting Fantasy gamebook and my gateway to Dungeons and Dragons
Melanie bought me this 50p when she was working at the library.
The only decent thing she ever bought me.
At the time, this was my favourite book.

Friday, 24 September 2021

THE MUPPET MAKER

Happy 85th Birthday to Jim Henson.
Thank you for making this world a little better.

MURDERED BY THE BRITISH SECURITY SERVICES

Murdered by the Security Services.
Joint British-American-Israel Operation.

Thursday, 23 September 2021

JAMES OR JANE BOND

The current actor who plays James Bond, Daniel Craig has stated that the next Bond actor should NOT be a Woman.
And he has gotten a lot of backlash for PC people.
But I agree with him. We don't need a Female Bond character.
James Bond has always been a Half-Scottish/Half-Swiss British Secret Agent and a former Commander in The Royal Navy.
He is not Black, nor is he a Woman. He is also a Hetrosexual.
If you really need a Female Secret Agent, then we have Modesty Blaise, who is an adventurer and a spy. if you would like to use a Bond Girl, there are many others out there like Jinx from "Die Another Day" You could even recast the role if you think that Halle is too old. Plus you could always make a Miss. Moneypenny film. Or howabout an Alias movie starring Jennifer Garner.
Bond 007 is Male, simple as that.
Beautiful Black Women do not make decent spies as they are easily noticed, they are not stealthy.
If you want a Female Bond-ish Spy, there are plenty of other numbers in the 00 ranks.

Wednesday, 22 September 2021

I'VE HAD BETTER DAYS!

Well this morning around 10:55am, I had just finished speaking on the phone to the chemists and I was telling Candy what was talked about, and then...
Fritzzz...
I lost all speech, I started to drool down my left side of my mouth and my right side of my face drooped, and both my arms and hands seized up.
I was experiencing a TIA.
Candy helped me back and I slowly regained all my sences including speech.
My right eye was bloodshot for quite a bit but that too came back to normal.
I did experience a few more tiny TIA's during the day, but currently I'm okay.

THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL OLD

1. Windows XP was released 20 years ago, in 2001.
2. The "new" Millennium is over two decades old.
3. Pierce Brosnan last acted as James Bond 19 years ago.
4. It's been 20 years since 9/11.
5. The Matrix came out 22 years ago, Keanu Reeves is 57 now.
6. Mother Theresa and Lady Diana have been dead for 24 yrs.
7. Macaulay Culkin is 41 yrs old now. "Home Alone" came out 32 years ago.
8. Terminator 2 is 30 years old. Edward Furlong who portrayed the kid John Connor is 43 now.
9. The youngest Spice Girl is 45, the oldest Backstreet Boy is 49, Gwen Stefani is 31, and Madonna is 63 years old.
10. The first Harry Potter book came out 24 years ago!
11. FRIENDS first aired 27 years ago.
12. Bryan Adams cult song "Summer of 69" was released 36 years ago.
13. Facebook has been around for 17 years now.

AN EPIC AND AWESOME RESPONSE FROM VEN BLACK!



VEN BLACK -

Riiiiiight, now that I'm not in a slight hurry to go to the shops, this is the rough way I see this panning out.
They all "appear" on the battle ground, Dr Manhattan knows Superman (both DC), and thinks he is the greatest threat, turns his blood into Kryptonite, the last son of Krypton dies.

Thor knows Scarlet Witch (they are both Avengers), and he knows Dark Phoenix...and he wants NOTHING to do with that shit, and while he would go for the man who seemingly killed another dude with a look, Dr Manhattan is still naked, so Thor charges Omni-man, and an Epic fight breaks out.

Scarlet Witch and Dark Phoenix know each other, and they both know if they are going to survive this, they have to take the other out as soon as possible, however Dr Manhattan goes to get in the way of this, his first and only mistake of this battle, Scarlet Witch turns him back into a normal man, and Dark Phoenix disintegrates him with the fires of life and death.

Meanwhile, Omni-man puts up one HELL of a fight, however Odinson has the upper hand in terms of pure power, and combat experience, meaning after a herd fought battle, Omni-man ultimately is decapitated by Thor.

Thor looks to the battle of PURE power happening between Starlet Witch and Dark Phoenix, at his heart he still really wants FUCK ALL to do with that, but he knows one good God Blast could possibly take them both out, he powers up and fires with a blast that would make Goku proud...unfortunately, he is firing at two OMNIVERSAL level threats, one is the incarnation of life and death, the other is a reality warping, chaos magic throwing, MASTER of probability.
Wanda and Jean look to the coming blast, and turn that fucker round quicker than you can say "bugger!" Thor is rendered into a mist of white hot subatomic particles...but it was a glorious death.

This is where things start to get weird and metaphysical, The Dark Phoenix using all the power at her disposal, tapping into the wellspring of life yet unborn, to power her MORE than deadly abilities, and The Scarlet Witch using her magic, her abilities as THE Nexus being, and her mastery of altering probabilities to almost always be in her favour.

The battle lasts for days, scorching the universe around them, but ultimately Dark Phoenix starts to feel her power wane, as she uses up the last visages of life yet to be born, and with a defiant scream she is turned to dust.

The Scarlet Witch stands in a universe where no life exists, and no more life to be born...it is a hollow Victory, well it is until she alters reality, and brings everything back to life, and where it is supposed to be, this battle nothing more than a fading memory.

The End.

Tuesday, 21 September 2021

AUTUMN

PRINCE NONCE!

I'M WATCHING YOU

COOL DICE

JAY AND THE WYRD WHEELERS

Jay and the Wyrd Wheelers.
Rolling across the stars to save the universe from the tyranny of the Monster Men. Jay searches for his family to unite the Magic Talisman and lead his Wyrd Wheelers to victory over the evil of Soar Dust. Wyrd Wheelers rush into battle - Thunder Strikes!

TRI-STATE-AREA!

"Your too late, Perry the Platypus! With my new anime-inator, I will take over the entire TRI-STATE AREA"

HOW MANY POINT?

Every Single One, So The Full Total - 460 Points.

BABYLON 5: THE LAST BEST PLACE FOR HOPE

FAILED ATTEMPT

LISTEN TO JACK BURTON

HUMAN TRAFFIC

MOTHER EARTH

EXTREME PATTI-A-CAKE

Monday, 20 September 2021

SUPER STENGTH

WHAT THE FRELL?

These past few days have been epic!
Candy went out for a walk, last Thursday to see the horses in a field.
A couple of hours later, I get a phone call from her moby, but it was from a woman named Bethany. Her and her friend, Sue were out dog-walking, where they found Candy uncouncious on a pathway. She had been out cold for awhile.
It turns out that she got blind drunk, yet again and tripped and fell, knocking herself out.
She had broken her left ankle, brusies all over her back and arms with cuts all over.
Sha had also fell into some brambells and thorns.
The ambulance was called out as this couple were looking after her until they arrived.
Anyway, she was taken to James Cook hospital where she was treated and stayed there until Saturday morning.
I just about managed to survive on my own considering what I can and can't do in my wheelchair and in a bungalow that is full of clutter.
When she got home, she was very cold, distant and quiet with me.
The first thing she wanted to do was get online so she can message her David! Fucking Typical.
Anyway, we spent a lot of time sleeping as neither of us have done when she was in hospital, only today as she has been open with me and talking to me quite a bit.
She has admitted that it has been a wake up call for in regards to her drinking, but I see that when I see it.
I know she did not really miss me nor will she if we split up for goo.
I have been fucking worried about her and I still do but no matter what I try to tell her, she does not care about me anymore, and it fucking hurts m, a lot.

HARVEST MOON

STOP SENDING NUDES!

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA'S BIRTHDAY

MABON RITUAL

WITCH TIPS