It was daft but well acted with a quality cast of old time actors.
I will rate this film a score of 7/10 as it did make me cuckle a lot.
Tuesday, 31 August 2021
THE WAR WITH GRANDPA
Last night I watched this sweet and funny family comedy movie on Amazon Prime.
It was daft but well acted with a quality cast of old time actors.
I will rate this film a score of 7/10 as it did make me cuckle a lot.
It was daft but well acted with a quality cast of old time actors.
I will rate this film a score of 7/10 as it did make me cuckle a lot.
Monday, 30 August 2021
THE WALKING DEAD: WORLD BEYOND
Well I've watched this teenage spin-off of The Walking Dead on Amazon Prime.
It was...okay, the lead actress was useless and quite plump in weight, considering it's set 10 years after the Zombie Apocalypse and no one is eating meat, because, you know, No Animals!
Apart from that, there was only a few decent characters in the cast but there is NO danger or fear in this show.
They attack/defend themselves from the undead by "Sweeping the Leg" or by pushing them over, they also use pole sticks as weapons which is okay but useless in confined areas, as any Role Player can tell you.
Overall I shall rate this twee series a rating of 6/10,
Btw it is NOT SCARY!
It was...okay, the lead actress was useless and quite plump in weight, considering it's set 10 years after the Zombie Apocalypse and no one is eating meat, because, you know, No Animals!
Apart from that, there was only a few decent characters in the cast but there is NO danger or fear in this show.
They attack/defend themselves from the undead by "Sweeping the Leg" or by pushing them over, they also use pole sticks as weapons which is okay but useless in confined areas, as any Role Player can tell you.
Overall I shall rate this twee series a rating of 6/10,
Btw it is NOT SCARY!
RIDDLE ME THIS?
LOVE!
I fall easily in love and I find I hard to stop.
I'm in love with Candy, but she does not love me anymore.
And it really hurts me, a lot.
I fall easily in love and I find I hard to stop.
I'm in love with Candy, but she does not love me anymore.
And it really hurts me, a lot.
MURTAGH THE COBBLER
The tale of a man who 'sold his soul' to the Fairy folk.
The harvest moon was shinin’
As Murtagh came from the fair,
And Oh! The scent of the new-mown hay
And the gorsebloom in the air.
The night wind lifted his shock of hair
With whisperings weird and low,
And sang in his lonely, aching heart
Till he could not choose but go.
Aside from the dusky highway
Down a haunted old boreen
To where a strange light flickered
In under the hollies green.
All night he spent in that fairy dell,
Till the red dawn stained the sky;
And he sold his soul to the fairy folk
For the gift of the seeing eye.
Art by N. C. Wyeth.
The harvest moon was shinin’
As Murtagh came from the fair,
And Oh! The scent of the new-mown hay
And the gorsebloom in the air.
The night wind lifted his shock of hair
With whisperings weird and low,
And sang in his lonely, aching heart
Till he could not choose but go.
Aside from the dusky highway
Down a haunted old boreen
To where a strange light flickered
In under the hollies green.
All night he spent in that fairy dell,
Till the red dawn stained the sky;
And he sold his soul to the fairy folk
For the gift of the seeing eye.
Art by N. C. Wyeth.
Sunday, 29 August 2021
TOM CLANCY'S WITHOUT REMORSE
I've just watched Tom Clancy's Without Remorse on Amazon Prime.
It was okay, a sub standard action movie with a rubbish lead in Michael B. Jordan, who I cannot stand.
He reminds me of Kanye West, always having that look on his face that he had just smelld his own farts. The guy cannot act.
Anyway, I will rate this film a score of 4.10.
It was okay, a sub standard action movie with a rubbish lead in Michael B. Jordan, who I cannot stand.
He reminds me of Kanye West, always having that look on his face that he had just smelld his own farts. The guy cannot act.
Anyway, I will rate this film a score of 4.10.
BLACK PANTHER 2: WAKANDA FOREVER
Black Panther 2: Wakanda Forever which is due out next year should pass the torch to T'Challa's sister Shuri as the next person to become the Black Panther. Hopefully see her avenge the tragic death of her brother.
I think the actress Letitia Wright could make a great hero in her own right, and in the comic books, she did take up the mantle of Wakanda's protector. (as seen in the picture below)
I think the actress Letitia Wright could make a great hero in her own right, and in the comic books, she did take up the mantle of Wakanda's protector. (as seen in the picture below)
Friday, 27 August 2021
SERIOUSLY WTF!
We just had lunch which was nice and we were going to watch a movie or a TV program on Amazon Prime/Netflix when She got all huffy with me, because I wanted to watch TV with her and spend time with her, what's wrong with that?
And now she has gone out for a walk to get away from me for a bit.
All I said was that it would be nice to spend time together.
Am I that bad and disgusting to spend time with?
Christ almighty, does she actually know how much she hurts me on a daily basis?
I still love her and I still care about her but she really is hurting me, a lot.
I miss her so much and I thought we ere getting better between us.
I even bought her an early Hallowversary present last week which cost me £90.00
And now she has gone out for a walk to get away from me for a bit.
All I said was that it would be nice to spend time together.
Am I that bad and disgusting to spend time with?
Christ almighty, does she actually know how much she hurts me on a daily basis?
I still love her and I still care about her but she really is hurting me, a lot.
I miss her so much and I thought we ere getting better between us.
I even bought her an early Hallowversary present last week which cost me £90.00
THE RECALL
I watched this very low budget alien invasion film last night.
It was alright with some good neat story twists and ideas which made the film a cut above the rest of low budget movies.
I shall give a rating of 5/10
It was alright with some good neat story twists and ideas which made the film a cut above the rest of low budget movies.
I shall give a rating of 5/10
Thursday, 26 August 2021
KNITWITCH
Unlike some witches a Knitwitch cannot be spotted by pricking her with needles.
The “Soccus Femaleficarum” says that to sew discord with twisted knitting machinations, crochety Sockwitches (& other Weavers of Evil or “Weave-ills”) have extra nipples to suckle Sockmonkey familiars
THE MOON POOL
A Moon Pool in Celtic myth is a way to enter the realm of the Sidhe, the Otherlands.
You must walk in, naked, while the moon is full, diving deep.
When you rise to the surface, you will no longer be in our middle world.
You must walk in, naked, while the moon is full, diving deep.
When you rise to the surface, you will no longer be in our middle world.
Wednesday, 25 August 2021
3 YEARS AGO TODAY!
Back when Candy really was in love with me and before I screwed everything up.
I wish I could make everything better between us and that she stil loves me as I love her.
I wish I could make everything better between us and that she stil loves me as I love her.
DEAD AGAIN
I watched this very low budget British Zombie/Alien Comedy last night on Amazon Prime.
OMG it was so hilariously bad, the writing, location, and the acting was very wooden.
The red film lens had a nice day out on location and there was pretty much no special effects.
Whomever edited the trailer together should have made this film as that was the only decent thing about it.
It gets 2/10 rating for me. - 1 score for the end credits which was funny, and 1 score for the only actor worth mentioning as he use to be a regular on The Bill years ago.
OMG it was so hilariously bad, the writing, location, and the acting was very wooden.
The red film lens had a nice day out on location and there was pretty much no special effects.
Whomever edited the trailer together should have made this film as that was the only decent thing about it.
It gets 2/10 rating for me. - 1 score for the end credits which was funny, and 1 score for the only actor worth mentioning as he use to be a regular on The Bill years ago.
Tuesday, 24 August 2021
JEXI
We watched this hilarious movie earlier on Amazon Prime.
The basic plot is about the troubles with an A.I. phone who falls in love with you. It's very adult, so be warned.
I shall rate this film a score of 10/10.
I think I need to treat my Alexia with respect from now on! lol
The basic plot is about the troubles with an A.I. phone who falls in love with you. It's very adult, so be warned.
I shall rate this film a score of 10/10.
I think I need to treat my Alexia with respect from now on! lol
THE GOOD PEOPLE
Would you take something left behind by the Good People?...
About fifty years ago, John Murray and his sister went out about nine o'clock to look for geese found to be missing.
As they entered a field a short distance from their father's house, they saw an old woman wearing a white cap sitting beside a cosy turf fire. When they looked closely at the woman, they knew that she was not of this world.
Next morning they went to the same place, and found that there was no trace whatsoever of the fire. Lying in the place there was, however, a pair of tongs. They brought home the tongs with them and they were used in Mr Murray's house for several years.
Mr Murray who related this story to me firmly believes that this pair of tongs belonged to the "Good People".
As told in County Cavan, 1938.
About fifty years ago, John Murray and his sister went out about nine o'clock to look for geese found to be missing.
As they entered a field a short distance from their father's house, they saw an old woman wearing a white cap sitting beside a cosy turf fire. When they looked closely at the woman, they knew that she was not of this world.
Next morning they went to the same place, and found that there was no trace whatsoever of the fire. Lying in the place there was, however, a pair of tongs. They brought home the tongs with them and they were used in Mr Murray's house for several years.
Mr Murray who related this story to me firmly believes that this pair of tongs belonged to the "Good People".
As told in County Cavan, 1938.
Monday, 23 August 2021
MY SPY
We have just finished this action spy comedy film on Amazon Prime.
It was a very sweet and funny movie with good writing and acting from the two lead stars.
I will give this a score of 10/10.
It was a very sweet and funny movie with good writing and acting from the two lead stars.
I will give this a score of 10/10.
INVINCIBLE
OMG!!! This was freaking awesome!
We watched season 1 of Invincible on Amazon Prime this last week.
I have read a few of the trade paperbacks years ago, for which I need to complete my collection, so I knew I would love this adult animated series, and it was very faithful.
My god was it brutal, gory, and very blody!
No way can they make this into a faithful live action movie.
All I can say is that if you love superheroes, then watch this and be blown away!
I shall rate this series a score of 10/10.
We watched season 1 of Invincible on Amazon Prime this last week.
I have read a few of the trade paperbacks years ago, for which I need to complete my collection, so I knew I would love this adult animated series, and it was very faithful.
My god was it brutal, gory, and very blody!
No way can they make this into a faithful live action movie.
All I can say is that if you love superheroes, then watch this and be blown away!
I shall rate this series a score of 10/10.
THE LITTLE SERVANT BOY AND THE BARM
An old woman known as Nancy of Pen Gwndwn, kept a little boy servant, whom she sent one evening to the neighbouring village with a bottle to get some barm for her, and as he had to pass through a field which was frequented by the Fairies, he was told by the old woman to keep away from their circles or rings.
The boy reached the village, got the barm, and in due time proceeded on his homeward journey, but did not reach home.
Search was made for him in all directions, and people were able to trace his steps as far as the Fairies’ field, but no further, so it was evident that the Fairies had seized him.
At the end of a year and a day, however, to the great surprise of everybody, the boy came home, entered the house, with the bottle of barm in hand, and handed it to the old woman as if nothing unusual had happened.
The boy was greatly surprised when he was told that he had been away for twelve months and a day. Then he related how he fell in with the Fairies, whom he found such nice little men, and whose society was so agreeable that he lingered among them, as he thought, for a few minutes.
The boy reached the village, got the barm, and in due time proceeded on his homeward journey, but did not reach home.
Search was made for him in all directions, and people were able to trace his steps as far as the Fairies’ field, but no further, so it was evident that the Fairies had seized him.
At the end of a year and a day, however, to the great surprise of everybody, the boy came home, entered the house, with the bottle of barm in hand, and handed it to the old woman as if nothing unusual had happened.
The boy was greatly surprised when he was told that he had been away for twelve months and a day. Then he related how he fell in with the Fairies, whom he found such nice little men, and whose society was so agreeable that he lingered among them, as he thought, for a few minutes.
SPRING-HEELED JACK
The Leaping Terror
In 1838, Victorian imagination was fired up by the exploits of a daring troublemaker, dubbed “Spring-Heeled Jack” for his tendency to escape by jumping hedges and vanishing into the countryside. On January 8, the Lord Mayor publicly read a letter that he received, which warned of a person dressing up and scaring people in the villages to the east of London. The Lord Mayor then announced flatly that this person should not try their tricks in London proper, or the police would have them.On the evening of February 20, young Jane Alsop answered a furiously ringing bell to see a policeman down by the gate, who called for a candle. He claimed to have caught Spring-Heeled Jack! Jane ran the candle out to the officer, who held it up to reveal a hideous countenance as he vomited blue flames at her and then assaulted her with iron claws. With the help of her sisters, Jane was pulled back into the house. When a call went out for the police, Jack turned and bounded off.As police scrambled to find suspects, Jack struck again. On February 28, two young women, sisters, were walking home and turned down an alley. Lucy Scales, the younger sister, was a bit ahead of her sibling when a figure stepped from a dark corner and spurted blue flame right into her face. As Lucy’s sister tried to help her, this unknown person simply walked away from the scene. In both cases, police arrested and questioned many people, but nothing came of these efforts. The true identity of Spring-Heeled Jack is still unknown.'
In 1838, Victorian imagination was fired up by the exploits of a daring troublemaker, dubbed “Spring-Heeled Jack” for his tendency to escape by jumping hedges and vanishing into the countryside. On January 8, the Lord Mayor publicly read a letter that he received, which warned of a person dressing up and scaring people in the villages to the east of London. The Lord Mayor then announced flatly that this person should not try their tricks in London proper, or the police would have them.On the evening of February 20, young Jane Alsop answered a furiously ringing bell to see a policeman down by the gate, who called for a candle. He claimed to have caught Spring-Heeled Jack! Jane ran the candle out to the officer, who held it up to reveal a hideous countenance as he vomited blue flames at her and then assaulted her with iron claws. With the help of her sisters, Jane was pulled back into the house. When a call went out for the police, Jack turned and bounded off.As police scrambled to find suspects, Jack struck again. On February 28, two young women, sisters, were walking home and turned down an alley. Lucy Scales, the younger sister, was a bit ahead of her sibling when a figure stepped from a dark corner and spurted blue flame right into her face. As Lucy’s sister tried to help her, this unknown person simply walked away from the scene. In both cases, police arrested and questioned many people, but nothing came of these efforts. The true identity of Spring-Heeled Jack is still unknown.'
Sunday, 22 August 2021
CANDY MUSIC
I bought Candy an early Hallowversary present as I still very much love her.
She loves it.
She loves it.
THOR WATCHING US
6 yrs ago Thor or Odin watched us from the mountains as the storm continues to engulf where we live.
TEXAS HOMECARE
I was a cashier at this place for less than a year and I enjoyed it.
My best friend there was a girl named Keriegh Osgood.
My best friend there was a girl named Keriegh Osgood.
Friday, 20 August 2021
A COUNTRY DESTROYED
Before the Taliban, and Before America's so called "War on Terror." Afghanistan was nothing like it is today. In the 1960s and early '70s, it was a land of short skirts and contemporary fashion, VW buses and other hippie-era automobiles, along with
other Western influences that were fueled by hundreds of millions of dollars in investments from both the U.S. and the Soviet Union. Boys and girls went to school together while women could vote
and enjoy most of the same rights as men.
And now the country and her people have been destroyed by the West and their terrorist allies.
BIRTHDAYS OF THE TIMELORDS
Happy Birthday to the legends that are Sylvester McCoy aka the Seventh Doctor (78 yrs) and Sophie Aldred aka his companion Ace (58 yrs).
And it would also have been Anthony Ainley's 89th birthday.
For me he will always be the best Master.
And it would also have been Anthony Ainley's 89th birthday.
For me he will always be the best Master.
Thursday, 19 August 2021
MONSTERS OF MAN
Yesterday we watched this sci-fi epic movie "Monsters of Man." on Amazon Prime.
At just over 2 hours long, it was awesome and well done to the first time director who crowd funded the film.
Good cast, good writing, and good special effects made this movie a decent score of 10/10.
At just over 2 hours long, it was awesome and well done to the first time director who crowd funded the film.
Good cast, good writing, and good special effects made this movie a decent score of 10/10.
Wednesday, 18 August 2021
BATMAN V SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE
I actually watched this movie on Amazon Prime last night.
It was okay but not as good as any of the MCU movies, It seems that apart from the Suicide Squad and Shazam, DC cannot make a decent superhero film.
Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill were rubbish as Batman and Superman, and don't get me started on that murdering bitch Gal Gadot.
The CGI for Doomsday was shite as well.
Anyway I will rate this flop a score of 5/10.
It was okay but not as good as any of the MCU movies, It seems that apart from the Suicide Squad and Shazam, DC cannot make a decent superhero film.
Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill were rubbish as Batman and Superman, and don't get me started on that murdering bitch Gal Gadot.
The CGI for Doomsday was shite as well.
Anyway I will rate this flop a score of 5/10.
Tuesday, 17 August 2021
COMING 2 AMERICA
I watched this last night on Amazon Prime, and I was surprised that it was quite good, not at as good as the first film but still good.
I shall rate the film a score of 7/10.
I shall rate the film a score of 7/10.
Monday, 16 August 2021
TORY SCUM
Just to make it clear for all of you in the back row, The Tories are criminals and murderers.
GREENLAND
Last night, I watched this sci-fi disaster movie on Amazon Prime.
Surprising it was quite good with a ot of emotion and action.
One of the better made end-of-the-world movies.
I shall rate this film a score of 8/10.
Surprising it was quite good with a ot of emotion and action.
One of the better made end-of-the-world movies.
I shall rate this film a score of 8/10.
Sunday, 15 August 2021
BOSS LEVEL
We have just watched this awesome sci-fi action movie starring Frank Grillo on Amazon Prime.
A very clever time-loop action flick which was awesome.
I shall rate this a score of 10/10.
A very clever time-loop action flick which was awesome.
I shall rate this a score of 10/10.
SHADOW IN THE CLOUDS
I watched this movie last night on Amazon Prime.
The story was weird but alright, a few twists but it was a bottle movie, with Chloe speaking to the mostly unseen cast via radio.
The Gremlin was quite good, CGI-wise.
The action scenes were daft and the huge twist was stupid.
I am glad I did not buy this on DVD now.
Anyway the score shall be a 5/10.
It was good, but no cigar.
The story was weird but alright, a few twists but it was a bottle movie, with Chloe speaking to the mostly unseen cast via radio.
The Gremlin was quite good, CGI-wise.
The action scenes were daft and the huge twist was stupid.
I am glad I did not buy this on DVD now.
Anyway the score shall be a 5/10.
It was good, but no cigar.
Saturday, 14 August 2021
THE TOMORROW WAR
Earlier this afternoon, we watched our first Amazon Prime movie - "The Tomorrow War."
I was looking forward to seeing this for quite a while but I was disappointed by it. The action scenes and acting was really good but the storyline plot and writing was rubbish and none of it made any sense on a scientific scale.
Overall, I will rate this film a disappointing 5/10.
I was looking forward to seeing this for quite a while but I was disappointed by it. The action scenes and acting was really good but the storyline plot and writing was rubbish and none of it made any sense on a scientific scale.
Overall, I will rate this film a disappointing 5/10.
Friday, 13 August 2021
BECKETT
We watched this brand new thriller on Netflix this afternoon.
What a load of stinky do-dah!
Beckett is played by John David Washington (Son of Denzel), and he can't act for toffee and he was very unfit for an American Footballer.
The story was rubbish and the location of Greece, I thought would be nice to see, but the country makes The Bronx and Luton look like a Utopian paradise! Athens is a dirty dump of a city.
Anyway, I shall rate this shite movie a score of 2/10.
What a load of stinky do-dah!
Beckett is played by John David Washington (Son of Denzel), and he can't act for toffee and he was very unfit for an American Footballer.
The story was rubbish and the location of Greece, I thought would be nice to see, but the country makes The Bronx and Luton look like a Utopian paradise! Athens is a dirty dump of a city.
Anyway, I shall rate this shite movie a score of 2/10.
BEYOND THE MULTIVERSE!
Yesterday marked both the 25th anniversary of the passing of the legendary Mark Gruenwald, and the 14th anniversary of the legendary Mike Wieringo; Two beloved comic book industry talents who passed away into the muliverse.
Rest In Peace Guys.
Rest In Peace Guys.
THE MANDELA EFFECT
Due to The Mandela Effect, certain things have been changed in our reality. For example, titles of TV shows, etc.
Today I watched The Big Bang Theory on Netflix, where they mentioned the real name of this series - "Sex In The City." which it has always been known as, same with "Loony Toons" and not "Tunes."
Today I watched The Big Bang Theory on Netflix, where they mentioned the real name of this series - "Sex In The City." which it has always been known as, same with "Loony Toons" and not "Tunes."
Wednesday, 11 August 2021
BIRDBOX
Well I've just watched this movie on Netflix.
Not even the once great Sandy .B can save this movie.
All the creatures are invisible, so you don't get to see anything, bloody cheap and no effects and the story was shite too.
I shall rate this turd a score of 1/10.
Not even the once great Sandy .B can save this movie.
All the creatures are invisible, so you don't get to see anything, bloody cheap and no effects and the story was shite too.
I shall rate this turd a score of 1/10.
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