Benign = What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria.
Barium = What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan = Searching for the cat.
Cauterize = Made eye contact with her.
Colic = A sheep dog.
Coma = A punctuation mark.
D&C = Where Washington is.
Dilate = To live longer than your kids do.
Enema = Not a friend.
Fester = Quicker than someone else.
Fibula = A small lie.
G.I.Series = World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail = What you hang your coat on.
Hospital = The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
Impotent = Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work.
Morbid = A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node = I knew it.
Outpatient = A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear = A fatherhood test.
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative = A letter carrier.
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery.
Secretion = Hiding something
Tablet = A small table to change babies on.
Seizure = Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor = More than one.
Urine = Opposite of mine.
Varicose = Near by
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