Sunday, 24 May 2020

ROAD TO DUBAI

The highway in to Dubai since the lockdown started.


Friday, 22 May 2020

THE TALLEST STATUE IN THE WORLD.

Sendai Daikannon
Located in Japan.
It is 330 ft tall.

THE TALLEST STATUE IN THE WORLD II

The Statue of Unity.
The tallest statue in the world, at 597 ft tall.
Located in India.

INTERESTS

I have many, many interests that are cool.

Wednesday, 20 May 2020

DREAM MAGICK

MUSIC FOREST

Though originally named after the Celtic word for marsh (muz), old legends claim the Flemish Muziekbos (Music Forest) is populated by werewolves, witches, and elves, and that mystical organ music can be heard at night.

VENUS

We don't have giant ants underneath the surface of Venus.

SPIRIT GUIDES

The same goes with Craneflies for me.

ANXIETY

My anxiety and depression levels see-saw all the time.

VIKING WARRIOR

Harald Fairhair is one of the most famous Vikings in history.
His story began at 10 years old when he succeeded his father Halfdan the Black.
Harald was considered the 1st king of Norway from his victory at the Battle of Hafrsfjord in 872.

ESCAPING FROM EARTH

Tuesday, 19 May 2020

AN IDIOTS UNDERSTANDING OF MEDICAL TERMS:

Benign = What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria.
Barium = What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan = Searching for the cat.
Cauterize = Made eye contact with her.
Colic = A sheep dog.
Coma = A punctuation mark.
D&C = Where Washington is.
Dilate = To live longer than your kids do.
Enema = Not a friend.
Fester = Quicker than someone else.
Fibula = A small lie.
G.I.Series = World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail = What you hang your coat on.
Hospital = The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
Impotent = Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work.
Morbid = A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates.
Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node = I knew it.
Outpatient = A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear = A fatherhood test.
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative = A letter carrier.
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery.
Secretion = Hiding something
Tablet = A small table to change babies on.
Seizure = Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor = More than one.
Urine = Opposite of mine.
Varicose = Near by

BRITAIN 2100

Britain in 2100, after sea levels rise.

BLESSED BE ODIN THE ALLFATHER

Monday, 18 May 2020

MY REVIEW ON EP IX OF STAR WARS

Well we watched the final episode of Star Wars.
Star Wars IX: The Rise of Skywalker was alright.
No way was it perfect, but it was better then The Last Jedi, but not as good as The Force Awakens.
The first half of the movie was rather boring, it only got better in the final bit with the big space battle and Rey fighting Emperor Palpatine.
Kylo Ren was still a spoilt emo kid with a temper tantrum, just like his grandfather Anakin Skywalker.
I do not understand why they covered the character's face of Zorii Bliss, played by the beautiful Keri Russell.
Finn and Rose were hardly used in the movie, just acted as back ground characters.
I still loved BB-8, and the new robot D-O.
I wisjhed that Lando had a bigger role but at least he was in the film, shame he did not share any scenes with the old cast apart from Chewbacca and C3-PO.
The ending was rubbish and they did not resolve everything on screen,
but I think they have done in the books and comics, like the revelation of Jannah being Lando's lonjg lost daughter.
Overall, it was slightly meh and I give it a score of 7/10.


GREEN LANTERN AT 80.

Happy 80th Birthday to The Green Lantern.

Saturday, 16 May 2020

SOUNDWAVE

Soundwaves effect us all, look at the mosquito boxes in front of certain shops, or sound cannons used by the Police and the Military.

DADDY LOUIS

I'm going to be a daddy!
My darling wife, Candy is expecting our miracle baby
It's an out of this world feeling, Her chest will be bursting with pride.

Thursday, 14 May 2020

PAIN CLINIC FUCK-UP

Well that was fucking pointless!
If you are going to talk to me on the phone, DO NOT GET AN INDIAN DOCTOR WHO CAN'T SPEAK PERFECT ENGLISH!
So the outcome of this fucking useless telephone consultation is that without seeing me, he cannot do anything! God knows when I will see someone at the pain clinic again?
Since losing my legs back in 2013, Each time I've had an appointment with the pain clinic, they have fucking cancelled on me.
I've actually been waiting for this one since December.
He suggested that I should change my insulin, for which I have demanded my GP to do this for the last three times I've seen them, but each time they have ignored my requests.
He even said I should lose weight!!!
The fucking failsafe word that the doctors come up with when they are fucking clueless.
I explained that I hardly eat anyway, way below the recommended calorie intake for a man of my age.
And the only reason why I look overweight is because of my lymphedma and the swelling of my tummy and stumps. (Another reason why I hate my photo being taken by Candy).
And get this, he wanted to know what my pain is like WHEN I WALK!!!
FFS!!!
THIS IS THE REASON WHY I DO NOT TRUST, LIKE, OR BELIEVE IN THE FUCKING NHS.
All the medical "professionals" here in North Yorkshire are fucking useless.
So that was a waste of a phone call.
I'm sorry for my swearing, but I am really pissed off now.

STAR WARS

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith were rubbish.
A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi was awesome.
The Force Awakens was really good.
The Last Jedi was rubbish.
And as for Rise of Skywalker, I'm watching it this weekend, so I will let you know.

STAY WEIRD

I have always stayed weird.

WHAT WE NEED TO KNOW

Saturday, 9 May 2020

MY SONIC.

Back in 2011, for my birthday, Candy bought me the best Birthday present EVER!
She bought me the Eleventh Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver.
This was my first reaction after opening it up.
My face was a picture!


STARGATE: SG1



DESERT SANDS

The Desert reclaiming the land.

Thursday, 7 May 2020

COWBOYS AND WITCHES

CRAZY CAT LADY

Nadine in a picture.

ZEPPELIN

A Graf Zeppelin airship flying over the German Reichstag in Berlin 1928


AVENGERS FIRST

Avengers #257 which features the first appearance of NEBULA!
This is also my first American comic book and my first Avengers book that I bought.
This team of Avengers were - Captain America, Starfox, Black Knight, Wasp, Hercules, and Captain Marvel (Monica Rambeau).


VIBRATIONS

Well that was not a good experience.
I kinda passed out at 1pm, after the room started to vibrate and shimmer.
Candy made me rest and sleep.
I've not had that happen to me in years.
Only woke up just before 6pm.

Wednesday, 6 May 2020

J.R.R. TOLKEIN'S SIGIL

SAD LONELY BITCHES BE CRAZY PART II

The drama continued on...

Nadine posted -
Candy Louis funny how you two never checked in on me either - friendship goes both ways!
You know bugger all about my life - so I rarely do this on fb but I have been dragged down to your level!
The world does not revolve around you.
I have my own shit to deal with and have supported Jason the best I can.
I’ve been quiet the last few months because I have been concentrating on keeping me and my children afloat while supporting my bosses business and also home schooling the girls.
Try looking past the end of you own noses and realising that my important isn’t your important.

For which I replied back with -
Nadine Shut up you crazy bitch!
As a matter of fact I have checked up on you and you ignored my posts.
If you consider yourself dragged down to my "level" I hope you are comfortable.
Toodles!

And then the bitch replied back with -
Jason Louis and you wonder why you lose so many friends on fb!
You never see any positives in life - it’s always moaning, get off your arse and do something about life if you aren’t happy.
Stop looking to blame others!
And if you think crazy bitch is the worst I’ve been called and I will be offended?
I’m sat here laughing
Try to get the balls to front me on message instead of an audience.
Funny how I got no reply to my messages earlier but you are the big man with candy behind you on your page!

Candy piped in and replied to Nadine with this -
Nadine Dunkley I'd love to know what's "low" about my level?
Both of us have checked in on you and you seemed as if you were doing fine.
But this all stems from you ignoring Jason's message, that's the thing about messenger, it registers when you have "seen" someone's message, so when no reply is forthcoming, you already know that it's been acknowledged.
You cut him off, the evidence is there.
We gave you all the time and distance you appeared to need, whilst watching likes and comments on others pages, Facebook is like that.
Sometimes all it takes is to sit back and wait for people to connect, when you didn't even wish him a happy birthday, it seemed your choice was made.
I find it amusing when people seem to assume we are not happy!
Judging us by their own standards.
We see and experience plenty of joy everyday, Jason's actually pretty upbeat, despite the lockdown, having a new wheelchair does that, after 7yrs of fighting for it.
So, yeah, despite the issues in the world constantly being reported on our pages, as we do like to keep our heads out of the sand, the continuous, and very real threat of death from the coronavirus that's gets closer each time I have to go out to shop for food, we actually have a lot of fun in our little lives.
That's what you get with someone who loves you and will support you, come what may in life, it's actually rather lovely.
I guess you just believe what you wish, and you are far from a stranger to losing friends my dear, you have chased away plenty.

Nadine bitched in and replied with -
Hmm you are such a good friend you know who all my friends are?
Majority of mine I have had for 20+ years and actually you are sadly mistaken.
One of the girls had my phone when Jason sent his message so I never saw it until today.
The girls play fortnite on my phone and one of them had managed to open it without my knowhow.
Try checking in more on those you are asking help from and you might understand they have their own stuff to deal with!

For which I replied with -
What a load of bollocks!
So you are telling me that you have not checked your messages since 18th Feb?
Nor your daughter told you about my message? Don't bullshit me Nadine.
You have not even checked in on me, like I have with you.
And if Candy is backing me up in my posts, that's because that is what loving partners do for each other. But hey, that must be a strange concept for you.
If I have lost friends, that's because they never genuine in the first place, and they have all been sad lonely spinsters or in loveless relationships.
And telling me to get off my arse? What do you want me to do? fall on the floor? plus I'm in self-isolation.
Like everyone else should be.

Nadine replied back quickly -
Jason Louis yes I am telling you exactly that - my girls read my messages I don’t check after and I generally don’t get that many fb inboxes - wanna ask my friends you don’t know?
Jason yes get off your arse, you aren’t stupid, you have a lot to offer the world despite your hardships, you are intelligent and technologically sound.
A good friend of mine works for bt from home.
You seem to have thrown yourself on the scrap heap when there is still a world out there that needs you, don’t tell me I’m a bad personality because I look after my own and do not post things like this about me ever again.
I do what I can but sometimes I can’t because my girls are my priority


Nadine then unfollowed, unfriended, and blocked me!
To be honest, she got their first, before I could bin her crazy arse away.
Anyway, I posted a separate update -

I despise fair-weather friends who have internal hatred inside for you.
Calling me "Bestie" was incredibly fake and false.
If you have a problem with me, and cannot stand how my relationship is with my sweet wife Candy because you do not have anyone in your life then that is not my problem, it is yours.
You live a very lonely life, just your work, your job, your cats, and your two daughters that you refuse for them to grow up.
Your boss is very dodgy, paying part of your wages in cash in hand and off the tax payers book.
That's quite illegal, trust me I know stuff like this.
Your only crutch in your pathetic lonely life is copious amounts of alcohol because that is how you cope as you have nothing else in your life.
I am quite glad I did not move down to MK, yes I do miss the place and a few real friends, but thinking of having you on my doorstep was a dreadful thought.
You are one crazy bitch.

And that's it now, she still owes me money - £1,150, which I doubt she will pay me back.
Yes it was a gift I gave her, but she offered to pay me back.

You do not get this with any of my Male friends.

Tuesday, 5 May 2020

SAD LONELY BITCHES BE CRAZY

I have finally confronted Nadine about the way she has treated me.
Me - So there we have it.
Nadine, you have proven yourself a fair-weather friend.
Someone who I really thought was going to be there for me, no matter what.
But I was mistaken and proven right.
I helped you financially when you needed it, but you went ahead and ignored my plea.
And you have also ghosted me over the last few months too, Real friends do not do this.
Farewell, and I hope you will one day realise that you have lost a good friend in me.

Candy Added - Funny what actually motivates people to reply.
What's really important to them.
Not the issue of being ignored for two months, in a time when the world seems to have gone to hell in a handbasket, ignoring your Birthday, your achievements, your ups and downs, during this time.
If you can't be supportive during this time, when we are ALL struggling, then why are you even there!?
Not around for two of the toughest months of the decade, won't be missed any further I guess!

Nadine replied back to me - How dare you tag me in a post on Fb stating you helped me financially.
That was supposedly a gift.
I gave you £350 when you needed it so don’t you fucking dare say I didn’t help you when you needed it most.
You’re childish behaviour of tagging me in a post to try and belittle me is disgusting - you are a massive fucking twat - you can copy and paste this as my reply for all i care. If I’d known the money you sent to me was a loan i would never if accepted it.
Oh and I have your bank details so when I am financially able to I will begin to pay you back the money you sent me and the girls less the £350 I sent you.
Then you have nothing to pathetically slag me off over fb about.
Grow the fuck up Jason!

So our friendship has ended and all she was interested in was the money!
This is why I don't trust people.
I will say this, I am proud of myself in not swearing towards her, as the old me would have laid into the little bitch.


Monday, 4 May 2020

LAST YEAR'S MESSAGE

From my friend, Simon.
A beautiful tweet from my artist friend - Simon Williams.
I am so humbled and lost for words

Sunday, 3 May 2020

ANOTHER BIRTHDAY MOAN

My birthday was shit.
I spent the day watching dvds and that's it.
I don't really celebrate my birthday anyway, no point tbh.
No presents or cards, plus no special food either as we don't have anything, so I just ate cheese on toast.
So that's my 45th birthday. Yay!!!

EMPATHIC VIEWS

The problem with being an Empath at times.

INTERNATIONAL STAR WARS DAY

MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!

MY BIRTHDAY FROM CANDY

Candy drew me a wonderful picture of the Avenger, Hawkeye. for my Birthday.
She also posted a cool Asterix picture on my Facebook page, which was rather cool.
All I've done today is watch several episodes of Once Upon a Time Season 3, and slept a lot.
Also I've only snacked on cheese and toast and cashew nuts.
Pretty boring day, as always really.

NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Today is my 45th Birthday.
And I'm not in a good mood, I admit I hate my Birthday, and Christmas.
I don't actually celebrate either occasion, yes I might get a card or two, and perhaps presents, but I never ever have a good time.
This year, however, due to the Covid-19 lockdown, I've not received any presents or cards. I might still get one from Candy, but she is still asleep right now.
The last time I actually did anything for my birthday was for my 30th, back in 2005.
When Candy and I went on holiday to Whitby for a weekend. It was rather good, and free.
I think the real reason why I dislike my Birthday and Christmas, goes back to when I was a kid and my family.
But I think everything that's wrong with my mental health stems from them.
If I do get a card from Candy, then that would be great, but I'm not holding out for anything.
But I will say this, I will be doing a cull of friends on Facebook tomorrow.
Do I really need these people in my life?

Friday, 1 May 2020

LEGEND OF THE 9 LIVES

This is a cool legend of Cats and their 9 lives.

BEWARE OF FAE FOOD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEBBIE, WHEREVER YOU ARE!

Somewhere out there on our fair planet, is my friend's birthday.
Happy Birthday Debbie!
Wherever you are, I hope you're happy, healthy, safe, and very much loved.
I do miss you my friend and I still think about you.
Hopefully one day we will meet up again for a hot chocolate!